Guilty

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Mom: Joseph, did you open these marshmallows?

Joseph: No. Maria did it.

Mom: How did you do it?

Joseph: With a pencil.

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Second Thoughts

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After handing the boys a Java Chocolate Chip Frappachino from Starbucks after six o’ clock (translated as a double dose of  caffeine and sugar) Mom asks, “Java, does that mean coffee? Did I just give them a coffee drink?”

I nodded, and Mom cried, “What have I done!?!”

(In Mom’s defense, we had to sit in the car for fourty-five minutes while waiting for Landon’s swim practice to get out. Starbucks was nearby, and it was an easy way to keep the kids occupied.)

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Heated Discussion

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John: “Landon, in the sixth episode of Star Wars, did Boba Fett die by rolling sideways down into the pit?” (Here he laid down onto the ground and rolled sideways to demonstrate)

Alexander: “Or did he fall down like this?” (bending his head down almost to his feet to indicate somersaulting head over heels)

Landon: “I don’t remember.”

John: “I am really sure he went sideways.”

Alexander: “No, I think he went like this.” (Again bending up and down.)

John: “He went like this,” (rolling on the ground) “and that’s final.”

Alexander (not satisfied): “Mom, did Boba Fett go down into the pit like this?” (bending) “Because in the sixth I thought I saw him go like that.”

Mom (While making supper): “Why does it even matter?”

John: “Because we’re playing Star Wars, and Alex really needs to know, because he’s pretending to be Boba Fett!”

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Teacher Say. . .

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  Joseph, Alexander, Johnathan, Maria, and I have been taking swimming lessons since last week. On the second day of the lessons, Alexander was getting ‘the talk’ about listening to the teacher on the way to the lessons in the car.” Alexander, you have to do everything the teacher says. If she tells you to stay in one spot, you listen, understand?”  Alexander nodded. Then, Joseph’s voice came quietly from his car-seat in the back. “Chee-cher say: kick-kick-kick-kick.”   “What else does the teacher say, Joseph?” asked Mom.   “Chee-cher say, bwow bub-bows, bwow bub-bows,” he responded.  It was adorable.

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Mother’s Day Treat

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This Mother’s day, I was in an experimenting mood. I wanted to try to make an iced coffee drink that Mom likes to get from Starbucks. I wasn’t sure how it would turn out, but if it went the way I hoped it would it would be a nice Mother’s day present. So I got out the blender and put in three cups of ice cubes (I wasn’t sure how much it would be after it was crushed) a cup and a half of milk, espresso, a little chocolate syrup, and some sugar. Then I let the blender crush it up and hoped for the best. It turned out better than I was expecting, so I  poured my creation into a glass, whipped up some cream for the top, and drizzled it with chocolate syrup. Mom thought it was delicious!

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