My Brother, the Wicked Witch

Landon has now endured an entire month of his new orthodontic device. It is designed to widen the roof of his mouth, and all his pain has certainly paid off. The change is dramatic, and his teeth have become a perfect costume accessory:

“Would you like an apple, dearie?”

Dark

Mom: Joseph, you haven’t been outside all day today. Why don’t you go play?

Joseph (Gloomily): Because of the sun. I hate the sun.

Sneaky

Joseph(proudly holding up a pull-up): I kept my pull-up dry last night.

Maria: You did? Good boy! You get a gummy bear!

Joseph: (with a rather mischievous smile) I wore two pull-ups, see? This one’s wet, and this one’s dry !