Mom: Joseph, you haven’t been outside all day today. Why don’t you go play?
Joseph (Gloomily): Because of the sun. I hate the sun.
Mom: Joseph, you haven’t been outside all day today. Why don’t you go play?
Joseph (Gloomily): Because of the sun. I hate the sun.
Oh, my goodness, Joseph. Hhhmmmm…I wonder what it is specifically, the heat, the brightness….